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THE BOTTOM ADVENTURES

well, we got to Woodys to find out the show was cancelled, and fortunately Jeannie (manager of Straitt Jackitt) managed to get us a slot at Angels #4 in La Habra near where I live. Unfortunately, our set was largely squandered by a certain bandmate who was drunk off his ass, and took up half the set tuning. Metal busted out a pair of pink shorts, leg warmers, and a spiked codpiece, looking like a Martian Transvestite. What we did play sounded pretty good. then the Irritations played a short set, which was decent, but too short. Straitt Jackitt kicked out some cool songs like "Haters", and even jokingly asked me to come up and tune their guitars (goofing on said drunken bandmate). Oh well, it was cool anyway.

Metalhed's Greg er excuse me Gig report

Ay fockerz…….sat,(I think) aug.16th.well, I went & poked yer mama…..na,jes kiddin, horsenuts. Lissen' up, squirrel balls, so I got back 2 da doggpad after returnin' 2 da hose previously & then & then & then no more & then!!!!!!!anyhoot, so I got in wif me sis & we finally got a hold of dog (he was busy).dog came to & got me, we went bottom.good ol'b.k. fruit punch, G.dog was broke, so I swung him a bottom. Next day, we got up & went 2 greg's pad 4 jammage.at pad, we found out jonas(an excellent bassist) had turned da garage into a GARAGE.yet,wit his help,we squeezed into the small area(a situation we have long been used to) & began da JAM. EL JAMMO WENT GOOD. DOWNED A FEW COLDIES & LOADED UP.GROG WAS 2 BUSY ON DA RUM 2 LOAD HIS OWN GEAR, SO WE DID IT 4 HIM. Oddly,da gig was Franken.mo -fuggah's WOODLESS'S in Untario,NOT Canada, as if sheah…..tried 2 dis us on da gig. Luckily,strait jackitt manager & local cutie, jeannie hooked up another gig.it was at ANAL'S # 4 in la Habra.gig went well, 'cept GLUG was totally uncouth wif his gear.jus couldn't get his act 2gether. Both bogus &sad. Also very weak.a cryin' shame 4 sure. 45 mins. O' tunin' up.dikola cost us results. Lucky 2 get in 5 tunes.GLURCH wudn't 2 happy 'bout da' selection o' tunes.So wut! Tuff poop. GLOP afuckauppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We get rite GRUB no play well.at least we got beer & sold c.d.'s.went back @ doggpad & put away a few & laid down some vocal trax. Fried throat,but I fixed it up w/tea da next morning.

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The Eyesores with Straitt Jackitt at Woody's Sat. August 16, 2003

(909)984-2127

Woody's

1528 W. Holt. Ontario, CA. 91762

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